Funny Pictures Of The Day – 36 Pics

1Do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

2I hate it when women quote Marilyn Monroe to explain why men should put up with their bullshit. "If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." Well, maybe he doesn't deserve you at your worst, either. Maybe baking a lasagna doesn't make up for fucking his friend, and then calling him a pussy when he cries about it. Why would anyone take advice from Marilyn Monroe? She committed suicide. Or was murdered. We don't know. But we do know at least one person could not handle her at her worst.

3Me: should I buy it? Brain	no Wallet	no Parents	no Cat	no Universe	no Me: Sold

4Full house gave us a realist depiction of how many successful adults it takes to afford a nice place in San Francisco

5I just spent 10 minutes looking for the ham sandwich I just made... ...I was starting to think I dreamed making the sandwich.

6Rest room out of odor. Nailed it

7I'm notifying all my old boyfriends that i'm getting married, and I'm officially off the market. I am sure the pulse setting on your shower head will be devestated

8Everyone is posting pictures of their Christmas trees and i'm over here like, i probably should do something about those rotting pumpkins on the front porch.

9It's sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point

10sexual education classes in school should be listening to a baby cry for 6 straight hours

11Girlfriend told me to wear a plain tie to dinner tonight...

12Isn't it weird in movies sometimes when there's a fight on top of a truck yet all the cars behind them will be driving like normal like "This is real messed up but i'm not going to be late for work".

13My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.

14When you realize, he didn't even have Netflix

15Real you Vs. Social media you

16When someone finds out you still listen to the same songs you listened to in high school. After all this time? Always.

17When people ask me how my life is going...

18When they ask him what’s better than sex? Listening to Maury say "you are NOT the father!"

19Funny, Memes, Pictures: <a" alt="wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen" width="750" height="326" srcset=" 750w, 300w, 364w, 608w" sizes="(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px" />

20Boarding for first class passengers only so sit down you economy peasant

21My "low wine light" is officially blinking.

22The Mom I thought I'd be... ...and the mom I am.

23To be honest, this is kinda freaking me out a little bit...

24Her: he asked me what was wrong, I should be an adult and tell him. Her mind: nah, tell him "nothing". He should know what's wrong

25Oh my gosh, that guy from Sherlock is downstairs!

26Is it just me or does this kid look like every parent ever on Christmas morning watching their kid open a gift they didn’t think they were getting.

27When you tell her you love her, and she replies with, “aww, thanks. I love you too buddy.”

28Nothing worse than waking up on a Sunday morning and having to clean up the carnage left behind after another wild Saturday night

29When you want to go to Vegas but you only have $9 bucks.

30When someone says I can’t drink an entire bottle of wine at dinner... Don't believe me just watch

31When you get paid for 40 hours but you spent 20 hours looking at memes

32Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.

33Me at the bar on the weekend...

34When you finally dump him... You are no longer being poisoned by a toxic cloud.

35When you confront yourself after constantly oversleeping, overspending and overeating. Are you done

36Roses are violets, red is blue, I like donuts, donuts are good

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