Funny Pictures Of The Day – 44 Pics

1As an adult, I can quite literally do whatever I want to, but I always end up wanting to just go home

2Ladies, If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it!

3Poor person pays no taxes: "They're living off the government." Rich person pays no taxes "Genius!"

4Never hint to a printer that you're in a rush. Those bastards smell fear.

5Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world

6I have information that will lead to Hillary's arrest

7Today I'm wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don't piss me

8Adulthood has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol...

9Your Mom's gynecology team doing practice runs..

10Women are from Venus I've also heard a woman say she'll be ready in "just a minute." ... I'm just saying, dots are being connected here...

11Stop pooping I miss you. Looks like you have two clingers to deal with now...

12When she's cheating on you with the Wacky Wavy inflatable guy from the guy sale down the road...

13*Ta-Da...

14Meanwhile in the "how to fake an orgasm" class.

15Why does Ben Franklin always look like he just went through my browser history?

16Looks like he wanted some peas and quiet... ... Dad drops mic and walks out of the kitchen.

17When polly comes for that cracker you promised him...

18I don't want to tell your town how to decorate but if you shave them, they'll look bigger...

19When your kids refuse tu watch Star Wars - Baby Trader

20$20 Bucks says he misses the landing...

21Trump Tower in Switzerland...

22This horse looks like the inside of my socks...

23when you're on a first date and she starts talking about how many kids she wants...

24Shields are at full capacity Captain...

25So sorry about your penis and your parents Bruce...

26When she tells you she's pregnant...

27The best part of waking up, is a rodent in your cup...

28Yeah hi, I'd like to return this kid...

29Just when you think America can't get any weider in 2016... ... Clowns

30My parents at 27 years old were married with a kid... ... Me at 27 years old, I prefer to order a pizza online, so I don't ever have to interact with another person.

31You ever notice how Sunny 0 tastes like someone got challenged to make orange juice without using oranges?

32When you have class at 11 but need to terrorize Elm St. at 12

33Sunday morning got me like...

34My wife left me this note this morning.. I've already fed him, don't fall for his bullshit <3 Hi. I mean, hey there...

35When the customer tells you all about the coupons they have but have left at home

36Where do Grandmas and Aunties even buy these things? It’s not at stores. Do they have some sort of candy dealer who sells it to themP

37My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

38Sure Florida wants to survive the hurricane, but they'd rather die than eat clam chowder.

39Me before watching someone else’s kid: “I love kids, I can’t wait to have one of my own...'’ Me five minutes after watching someone else’s kid: ‘Back off, you’re freaking crazy!’’

40My boss is like, “I didn’t get your email.”

41I When someone asks me how my day went.

42How to tell if your dog is in heat...

43When you’re comfy enjoying your Sunday, but you remember Monday is tomorrow, so you’re like...

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