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Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings – 15 Pics

If you’re tired of reading the same old fortune cookie quotes you receive at a restaurant or with your take-out, then these 15 funny fortune cookies sayings are something for you!

1Your resemblance to a Muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously.

2Fortune Not Found: Abort, Retry, Ignore?

3About time I got out of that cookie.

4You are not illiterate.

5You will be hungry again in one hour.

6Wouldn't it be ironic....to die in the living room?

7Come back later... I am sleeping. (yes, cookies need their sleep, too)

8It's one of those low-key days that you'd rather spend just chilling

9You laugh now, wait till you get home.

10A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition. Ouch!

11Keep your goals away from the trolls.

12No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

13The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

14Only listen to fortune cookie, disregard all other fortune telling units.

15Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

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Quotes Of The Day – 15 Pics

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