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Funny Pictures Of The Day – 37 Pics

1Profile picture on the internet Vs. In real life

2When you're really hungry but there's nothing to eat so you just walk around in you kitchen opening all the cabinets over and over again just incase something magically appears

3I would write a book on parenting, but it would just be a bunch of chapters on how I do everything myself and cocktail recipes...

4He thinks the letters on his shirt are upside down.

5Sometimes you have to stop your friends from being idiots...

60 for 3. Nice try Pizza Guys.

7Dipping a taco into a fountain of nacho cheese is why I started a bucket list.

8My reaction to almost everything these days...

9Some Moms are like... Guess what honey, I got the promotion! But I'm like... Guess what honey, I just went to the bathroom without an audience!

10My new weight loss goal is to be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.

11I wish the Taco Food Truck industry, would adopt the Ice Cream Truck’s business model...

12True story... I make the "jerk off" motion a little too often for someone who doesn't even have a penis.

13*Me hiding in the pantry from a murderer* (Quietly, tries to open a bag of chips)

14I asked my boyfriend who he's stacked all my books on his shirts, and in all seriousness, he said, "I'm ironing."

15The awkward moment when you tell them you don’t have any treats for them, but they don’t believe you because they definitely smell a treat of some kind...

16The awkward moment when your St. Bernard learns he can get free treats by pressing the ice button on the fridge.

17When your arthritis medication finally kicks in and you can now start knitting again.

18When the remote isn’t working, you’re like...

19When the remote isn’t working, you’re like... Hey, so we need to talk...

20Working on the weekend got me like...

21First time parents are like... Sleep Stress relief Energy

22Pretty sure this is how I would be as a wife... m

23When I see a happy couple sitting on the same side of a booth at a restaurant holding hands...

24Dating texts: "Baby, I don't feel good." Married texts "I've had diarrhea seven times today."

25When my kid is “whispering” in my ear...

26Me trying to explain to people why I’m still single... Look at me. Psychological damage up to here.

27The Fast and the Furious movies are loosely based on me trying to get my kids anywhere on time.

28When architects forget to clear their browser history...

29My whole life is the episode of Friends where Ross drinks all the margaritas and keeps telling everyone that he’s fine when he clearly isn’t

30Parents at 28: married, multiple kids, house Me at 28= I prefer to order food through an app so I don't have to speak to any other humans

31Relationship goals. Hey! Wanna exchange numbers and just text memes back in forth until we find each other so funny that we actually decide to hang out?

32If I said I'm going to bed and you see me on social media right after, mind ya business. Talk to you in the Morning

33This is why my generation grew up so sarcastic... Ernie, how do i look? With your eyes, Bert.

34I am thankful for all the different ways to eat potatoes.

35Has anyone ever actually gotten sick from eating raw cookie dough, or are health nuts just trying to stop me from living my life to the fullest?

36To be honest, at this point, i don't know whether to laugh or cry...

37My parents taught me to be kind, humble and hardworking. Also, to have an insane amount of plastic bags stuffed in a drawer somewhere in the kitchen.

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