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Funny Pictures Of The Day – 39 Pics

1I don't know why I don't buy more pinatas; Like right now, I would love to beat the crap out of something and then eat a bunch of candy.

2Using profanity isn't very lady like. Neither is your mustache.

3YOU COULD TAKE YOUR KIDS TO A RESTAURANT OR CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN & JUST SPILL A DRINK, THROW CRAYONS UNDER THE TABLE & LIGHT $40 ON FIRE

4The ice cream gods smiled down upon me today

5I'm fairly certain that the inventor of duct tape was a mother who had enough.

6ME: TRYING TO EXCEL IN MY CAREER. MAINTAIN A SOCIAL LIFE. DRINK ENOUGH WATER, EXERCISE, TEXT EVERYONE BACK. STAY SANE. SURVIVE AND BE HAPPY.

7Where i come from this is also known as a flathead screwdriver

8Color by numbers...

9WHEN YOUR CHILD ASKS FOR HELP WITH THEIR HOMEWORK AND YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND IT EITHER

10I SAID, MAYBE THE REASON YOU HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS WITH EVERYONE IS BECAUSE YOU’RE THE PROBLEM. SHE DIDN’T LIKE THAT.

11How to start an essay

12She only likes me because my... thang long restaurant Vietnamese dragon noodle house

13I don't know why people say filling ouf Online Daring Applications is hard... Just put up a Pic of your Ex, and say... "Not This"

14When you're about to spend half a grand shopping online but then you notice the 15.00 shipping charge Not today

15ME: I’ll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon

16If I’m doing the math correctly, her eyebrows are the square root of messed up.

17Me showing up to work like, “I’m going to be positive today...” Me five minutes later: I hate this place.

18When they ask what kind of bread you want at Subway as if Italian herbs and cheese had any competition whatsoever I don't answer stupid questions.

19The look on my face when someone starts to tell me how to raise my kids.

20So, apparently something I said during sex last night sounded a lot like "Hey Sirri, call Dad."

21I plan my days carefully: Wake Up Plan stuff do other stuff go to bed

22This is what College tastes like...

23Cop 1 : A woman with information on the murder texted me. Cop 2: You should text her back. Cop 1 : Nah, I don’t want to seem desperate.

24When employers want you to have 10 years of work experience before you're 18 years old...

25The awkward moment when you put a sign up saying, “Liam Neeson Eats Here For Free” and Liam Neeson actually shows up.

264-year-old: Can I have candy? Me: What did Mom say? 4: No. Me: So why would I let you? 4: She's not the boss of you. It's a trap.

27The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called, “knees and Toes” bothers me a lot more than it should...

28When you and your squad go out drinking...

29If you see a woman eating straight from the ice cream container, it’s best to not say anything, and back away slowly...

30Cop: do you know why I pulled u over Lady: I ran over 3 people Cop: nah I saw u delete all pics of ur Boyfriend.are u ok need to talk

31Just cooking up some beans in the ol' Crocpot.

32Me shortly after arriving to work...

33When you ask your dog wtf they are eating and they start chewing faster

34When you take all your makeup off and he still says you look pretty...

35When you’re sleeping and your alarm doesn’t go off, but the amount of sleep you’re getting seems suspicious...

36Her: What state do you live in? Me: Hungry Her: Isn't that a country? Me: It's a lifestyle

37You can be literally in the hospital, in a wheelchair, with an admission bracelet on and dudes will still be like "so you got a man?"

38Pro Tip: Order 2 drinks at a time, so both your hands are full and you can’t text your ex.

39"Where do you see yourself in 10 years?"

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