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Funny Pictures Of The Day – 57 Pics

1I’M GLAD I'VE GOT BOOBS... THE LAST THING I NEED IS PEOPLE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH ME.

2She needs to tell those guys to get back in the kitchen and make her a damn sandwich

3Instead of flowers, candy or poems, I’d rather wake up to an empty, clean sink. That’s real love.

4BE KIND TO EVERYONE YOU MEET. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO LOST AN ARGUMENT WITH A 3-YEAR-OLD TODAY.

5I DON’T GET OFFERED DRUGS NEARLY AS MUCH AS D.A.R.E SAID I WOULD.

6I love a good nap. Sometimes It's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.

7What kind of woman drinks the entire bottle of wine in one sitting?

8wedding vows me: your ass belongs to me now

9Mom Problems...

10When I first met my husband, I was like... I think I'm falling in love with you and I don't quite like it.

11Other people's kids Vs. My kids

12Is the men's side relaxed peeing or explosive diarrhea?

13The new "Netflix and Chill" is... Breadsticks & entertaining

14When your friend tries to get you to do another hour on the treadmill, and you’re like...

15Her: Okay so how do I get in shape? Him: Ur gonna need to eat less and exercise more Her: Hahahah okay no but seriously

16Me with my man vs. me by myself...

17I wish I was one of those people who wakes up at 5 a.m. and goes for a run. But, I’m more of a wake up at 11 a.m. and take a nap at 2 p.m. kind of girl.

18I don’t know this guy, but I do know the government screwed him over somehow and now he’s about to shut their entire system down.

19She may not be able to find her cell phone everytime she wants it, but give her WiFi, and she’ll find the name, address and blood type of every girl you so much as looked at in elementary

20Hell has no fury like a kid who thought we were going to McDonalds but then realizes we’re just going to the store to get Mommy some more wine

21Fun Parent Game: Play Whack-A-Mole featuring your kids every time they pop out of bed at night.

22I figure, if I’ve taught my kids to tie their shoes, be good in school and not to read the comment section on a youtube video, I’ve done my job.

23So weird. Not only did the Tooth Fairy forget to leave money for my kid's tooth last night, but there was also empty bottles of win and 2 win glasses on the counter this morning. So weird.

24The awkward moment when the hunting story said they had a HUGE SALE, but when you go in the place is empty.

25When you try to take a nice picture of your beautiful daughter, but first you have to wait for her to finish her snack.

26My students were making Mother’s day cards. This was my favorite.

27Me when my kid trips over the toy I asked him to pick up 100 times.

28I just want someone to look at me the way Snoop Dog looks at Trevor Noah...

29When the waiter stops and asks how your food is and you’re like... Cun I haff smore ranch?

30When my husband and I are hiding from the kids and he suddenly makes a loud noise, I’m like... Do you realize what you've done?!

31I don’t know what company this lady works for, but I do know they need to come up with a better job title for her.

32FUN FACT: A Banana is 105 colories. A vodka soda is only 64 calories. Stay healthy my friends...

33Life is short sweet cheeks. So buy those shoes, don't pay your bills, don't show up for work, lose your job, ruin your life, treat yourself.

34Tea Kettle Screaming The awkward moment when the Tea Kettle knows exactly how you feel.

35When you show up to work and notice that the one person in the office who helps you keep your sanity called in sick and left you alone to deal with all the other annoying people.

36Moms after spending all day with the kids... i'm going to write a book on how to parent and it's going to be called, "Fine. Whatever. See if i care. Eat the dirt."

37When my boss walks by and asks me how I’m doing, I’m like... Not dead still alive

38I just ended a 5 year relationship omg are you ok? yeah i'm fine it wasn't my relationship

39When you see the annoying co-worker walking towards you, but you’re like...

40$43M in cash found in empty Nigerian apartment Well now I’m just kicking myself. I swear that Nigerian guy emailed me 100 times trying to give me his money, but I never replied to his email.

41I’m no doctor, but I think you should probably have “that” looked at.

42When someone finally tells you, “Nice hat” and now you’re really glad you got it.

43Looks liek R2 is getting the D too.

44It started with a small kiss, how did we end up like this?

45How i feel after i eat one vegetable...

46When my Mom asks me what I’m doing this weekend, I’m like... i'm going to out, meet some boys and crush their hearts one by one.

47Been waiting 5mins to order my food and realised the employee is behind the counter playing on his phone

483-year-old: Can we have a birthday cake' Me: It's not your birthday. 3: The cake won't know.

49When your friend mixes you a drink and won't tell you what's in it

50when the guy who hurt your best friend tries to come back into her life

51When you’re carrying your ladies luggage she packed for a 2 day vacation.

52"Let me use 4 parking spaces for my super small penis"

53Funny, Memes, Pictures: z-funny-19-2-1

54People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.

55When my Mom asks me why I’m still single, I’m like...

56Me waiting for my food like...

57When your mom told you, "come back inside and you're not going back out." ...we learned how to survive.

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