Funny Pictures Of The Day – 71 Pics

1How it feels waking up every morning in 2017 damage report

2Grandpa does not want ot be in painting class...

3Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday.

4When my wife gives me directions...

55 minutes home from work I'm like:

6I have work in the morning but the next episode starts in 14 seconds

7So what happened? I was at the gym. Yeah. Don't do that.

8You never really know a person until you watch them eat.

9When the wife is out of town

10You're so hot that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop toast. A guy handed me this at the bar last night.

11Quite possibly the creepiest fortune cookie I've ever received... Tomorrow Morning, Take a left turn as soon as you leave home

12To be honest, I'm a little nervous about whatever the dog is looking at...

13My mom walked in my room and asked "What the hell is this?" And i replied with "I'm preparing for college"

14Had a customer ask for as much tomato as I could fit on a burger... ...Nailed it

15When a cop pulls up next to you in traffic, and you're trying to act normal.

16The face i make when i see you leaving work earlier than me

17“Jerk chicken is like regular chicken except it takes the last donut at work and calls everyone chief.” - Bob Phillips I ©BobTheSuit

18Where the fun never ends.

19Congratulations, what is it? Food...

20Seriously, how are you getting it all in the urinal?

21Me looking for motivation to go into work on Monday...

22Me checking my bank account... Laughing nervously God, i wish i was dead.

23I only let crazy mama out every once in awhile-just enough so that my kids are aware that she exists.

24When life throws me a curveball... Uh, I've done nothing to prepare for this situation

25It’s all fun and games until the airbag is deployed...

26Mom knitted me a heart-shaped bookmark...


28Whoever she's texting is in trouble

29When she gets her nails done...


31When you can’t remember where you parked your car, so you just stand there like...

32When you refuse to poo in public, but now you’re home and you can finally let go of the taco bell you’ve been holding in...


34A woman saying "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won't feel a thing."


36This could be us.. ...But i don't share my food

37That moment you & your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically

38OH... Well that's cute. What am i supposed to do with that... Dry my eyebrows?

39This defines how i use the internet... i'm sickened, but curious.

40Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law

41He is new to this...

42Missed it by that much

43Given how often i have to pee and how cranky i get when i'm hungry, i'm confident i would be the world's worst hostage!

44i'm sorry, all i hear is your perfume.

45This is the real drug

46Proposal instructions: I am not getting married until some man proposes to me using the last illustration

47Teenage boys be like

48Who says you can't take it with you...

49When I tell my kids I’m not going to argue with them, so don’t even start with me. They’re like...

50How am I expected to make real life decisions when I still turn off the lights and sprint to my bed so monsters don't get me?

51Me 5 hours after i said i was going to sleep...

52Me when someone tells me i have to get up and go to work...

53Me when my wife is explaining a new sexual technique she wants to try... You had me at "Meat tornado"

54It was a cold when you had it Madam, but now it's MAN FLU !

55Looks like the funeral home is offering a third option, for those who don’t want to be cremated or buried.

56Trash: I see my ex has a reserved seat.

57“Hey can I copy your homework?” “Sure, just change it up a bit.”

58Five minutes after showing up to work and I’m like... All right, that's enough. I gotta go home and take a nap.

59The hardest part about owning a big truck like this, is finding your penis when you have to pee.

60When people tell me I can’t run from my problems forever, I’m like...

61When you still can’t understand what someone is trying to say, even though they have repeated it 55 times, and your just like...

62When your friend takes their glasses off

63Me: I respect other people's personal space and i mind my own business. Also me:

64My husband when he cleans anything around the house...

65Me when I see a salesman walking up my driveway...

66Study: Female dragonflies will fake sudden death to avoid males they don't like newscientist.com/article/212918... Kim Kardashian: OMG ME TOO!!!

67That amazing moment when you realize your wife wasn’t really mad at you, she was just hungry.

68When your family forces you to go out in public...

69My wife is finally coming home from her week long trip, so you know what I'm getting tonight... yelled at. I'm gonna get yelled at

70What i tell my wife everyday... Eat. You'll feel better.

71My daughter asked me what marriage was like and I nodded and said that sounded great. Then she asked me if I was even listening.

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