Jokes That Are So Dumb, They’re Actually Funny – 25 Pics


A redditor ‘ershy’ asked this on Reddit, ‘What’s a joke that’s so stupid it’s funny?’ These were the replies he received. These jokes are guaranteed to make you facepalm as well as laugh out loud!

1What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey

2A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, "I'm sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion.

3What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear.

4What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

5How long is a Chinese name

6what's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

7What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel

8Is there a hole in your shoe? No Then how did you get your foot into it?

9A TOOTHLESS TERMITE WALKED INTO A PUB AND ASKED: "IS THE BAR TENDER HERE?"

10TWO MICE CHEWING ON A FILM ROLL. ONE OF THEM GOES: "I THINK THE BOOK WAS BETTER."

11MY GRANDFATHER HAD THE HEART OF LION AND A LIFETIME BAN FROM THE NEW YORK CITY ZOO

12WHAT'S CLEAR AND SMELLS LIKE RED PAINT? CHLOROFORM. SHHHH

13WHERE DID MARY GO AFTER THE EXPLOSION? EVERYWHERE

14A FARMER IN THE FIELD WITH HIS COWS COUNTED 196 OF THEM, BUT WHEN HE ROUNDED THEM UP HE HAD 200.

15I REMEMBER THE LAST THING MY GRANDPA SAID TO ME BEFORE HE KICKED THE BUCKET. HE SAID "HEY, HOW FAR DO YOU THINK I CAN KICK THIS BUCKET?"

16WHAT WAS A MORE IMPORTANT INVENTION THAN THE FIRST TELEPHONE? THE SECOND ONE.

17Did you hear about the two an- tennas that got married? It was a nice ceremony..but the reception was amazing

18Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No ur a poo hahaha

19Two cows are standing in a field. Cow 1: Did you hear about the out- break of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.

20A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzhu.

21And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life" But John came fifth, and won a toaster

22Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." The second one says, "No soap, radio!"

23Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place. But it's their own fault for not having windows.

24"You know, it's times like this I wished I had listened to what my mother has always told me." "What did she say?" "I don't know, I wasn't listening."

25Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left? A: 499. Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a re- frigerator? A: Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge. Q: What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrig- erator? A: Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge. Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the ani- mals attend but one. Which animal is it and why? A: Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator. Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why? A: The alligators are all at the birthday party. \ Q: Sally dies anyways. Why? A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

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