Jokes That Are So Dumb, They’re Actually Funny – 25 Pics

A redditor ‘ershy’ asked this on Reddit, ‘What’s a joke that’s so stupid it’s funny?’ These were the replies he received. These jokes are guaranteed to make you facepalm as well as laugh out loud!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey

A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, "I'm sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion.

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

How long is a Chinese name

what's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel

Is there a hole in your shoe? No Then how did you get your foot into it?

A TOOTHLESS TERMITE WALKED INTO A PUB AND ASKED: "IS THE BAR TENDER HERE?"

TWO MICE CHEWING ON A FILM ROLL. ONE OF THEM GOES: "I THINK THE BOOK WAS BETTER."

MY GRANDFATHER HAD THE HEART OF LION AND A LIFETIME BAN FROM THE NEW YORK CITY ZOO

WHAT'S CLEAR AND SMELLS LIKE RED PAINT? CHLOROFORM. SHHHH

WHERE DID MARY GO AFTER THE EXPLOSION? EVERYWHERE

A FARMER IN THE FIELD WITH HIS COWS COUNTED 196 OF THEM, BUT WHEN HE ROUNDED THEM UP HE HAD 200.

I REMEMBER THE LAST THING MY GRANDPA SAID TO ME BEFORE HE KICKED THE BUCKET. HE SAID "HEY, HOW FAR DO YOU THINK I CAN KICK THIS BUCKET?"

WHAT WAS A MORE IMPORTANT INVENTION THAN THE FIRST TELEPHONE? THE SECOND ONE.

Did you hear about the two an- tennas that got married? It was a nice ceremony..but the reception was amazing

Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No ur a poo hahaha

Two cows are standing in a field. Cow 1: Did you hear about the out- break of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzhu.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life" But John came fifth, and won a toaster

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." The second one says, "No soap, radio!"

Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place. But it's their own fault for not having windows.

"You know, it's times like this I wished I had listened to what my mother has always told me." "What did she say?" "I don't know, I wasn't listening."

Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left? A: 499. Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a re- frigerator? A: Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge. Q: What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrig- erator? A: Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge. Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the ani- mals attend but one. Which animal is it and why? A: Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator. Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why? A: The alligators are all at the birthday party. \ Q: Sally dies anyways. Why? A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.